Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Orange Is The New Black

My new fave show is Orange Is The New Black. I was pressured into watching it but quickly fell in love with it. It's a great series. I ended up binge-watching it over the past few days. This is a Netflix series so they drop an entire series at one instead of airing it an episode each week. Kate Mulgrew (Star Trek Voyager) and Laura Prepon (That 70s Show) are in it as well as a few other identifiable actors. It's a really good show. I call it the female OZ but with humor. Also, there is a character named Mendoza (Selenis Leyva) who was an assistant to a Santera. She does some brujeria on the show which is very interesting. Check it out. Season three won't be released until June/July 2015. Season 1 and 2 can be viewed on Netflix (or other sites online...just Google it.)

Oh, and my favorite character is Crazy Eyes played by Uzo Aduba. She's genius in that role.

Friday, July 18, 2014

Testimony From A Client

This is Vanessa (fake name for anonymity). Vanessa got a reading with me a while back and then emailed me to let me know what I told her came true. This is what she has to say about it.

Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2014 at 2:35 PM
From: xxx
To: DocConjure <MySecretHoodoo@mail.com>
Subject: Re: Note

I had a reading with Doc Conjure in June 2014. He was very prompt with his customer service and extremely accurate with his answers to my questions. I didn't want the answers that he gave me to some of my questions but they CAME TRUE!!  I need to work on some situations plus I'm going to have Doc Conjure do some money drawing work for me. He is very good with his readings!  I am looking forward to the work he is going to do because if he was this accurate with questions from a perfect stranger, I have confidence that he will do his best with the conjure work. There are so many fakes and scammers online that it's good to know that Doc Conjure is honest and a real conjure worker!

I need a cute name Doc! Lol

Sent from my iPhone

67 Degrees!

This Summer Polar Vortex thing is awesome! We were in the 100s and it cooled us off Wednesday to 72 degrees. Yesterday it was only 67! And in some places in my state it was in the 50s! Last night I went out for Mexican with my family. On the drive there I of course didn't need the AC.  I rolled down the window and had my arm on it. I got so freaking cold! I love it! They said on the news that this was the normal average temperature for the middle of November! We got like one more day of it. Today it's supposed to be in the upper 70s and then tomorrow the heat returns. It was great while it lasted and it was rather extraordinary as we are  heading into the dog days of Summer, what is supposed to be the hottest time of the year.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Onion To Prevent Illness

This comes from a friend of mine who casually mentioned it. As soon as I recognized it was a remedy/trick I perked up and began asking as many questions as possible. The guy did not know what hoodoo/roots/conjure is and didn't even consider it to be anything magical. In fact, he believed it was scientific, as in it was proven to work.  The guy was very sickly as an infant. He was always catching something. His mother would cut an onion in half and place it under his crib. She would replace it once a week or so. I asked him to go ask her why she did this and how it worked. He got back to me saying that she told him that the chemicals in the onion kill bacteria and viruses. Again, neither of them believed this practice had anything to do with magic and they both swore that it worked.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

I Won't Jump Through Hoops To Impress You

I don't do freebies and I won't jump through hoops to impress you or prove my abilities to you. Either hire me or not. I really don't care. Honestly, I would rather not take on the case of someone who demands that I jump through hoops for them because asking such is a huge indicator that such a person is a problem person and would only cause more crap and headaches further down the line. It's far easier to just ignore the request of such person or tell them to go screw them self.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

July Super Moon

Just a head's up that tonight's full moon is a super moon. I've found that the energy of a super moon is far more chaotic than normal. If you miss tonight's full moon then you are luck. The full moons in August and September will also be super moons.

Is Yellowstone About To Blow?

In the past couple of years all kinds of crazy stuff has been happening in Yellowstone. The ground rose several inches. There have been many earthquakes. Bison fled the park, running down highways. Yesterday, it was announced that roads near certain geysers were melting and were closed. What is going on?

I think most people know that underneath Yellowstone is a massive super volcano called a caldera. If and when it blows humanity may very well go extinct. It's believed the last time it blew that our species barely survived.

Here's a map of the potential area effected if Yellowstone blows:


It's believed that everything in as large as 100 mile radius could be instantly vaporized. Anyone at Yellowstone at the time of eruption, or those within a possible 100 mile radius will more than likely die. There is a theoretical super eruption scenario in which the eruption is so bad that everything in a 200 mile radios is instantly vaporized. The map above reflects areas of ash falls in past eruptions. This is no joking matter. When Yellowstone erupts it's going to be a game changer for the human species. No more talk about the b.s. global warming. It's going to throw the planet into a world-wide nuclear winter. Scientist believe that Yellowstone will erupt sometime between now and 100,000 years or so.

Is Yellowstone about to blow? Are these weird phenomenon signs and omens for people to get the hell out of there? Well, I don't want to cause panic but right now there is a theory spreading online that says that government is tricking the public into thinking the situation is not as bad as it actually is. These same people point to the fact that the governmental experts appear to be lying by claiming that this is a routine phenomenon or that it happens ever so often, as in there's nothing to worry about. People have scoured for any record of news reports of this sort of thing happening before and no one seems to have found any indication of any past events of this type.

If you live in the path of a possible Yellowstone eruptions you need to go ahead and start to prepare for any situation that may arise. Map your your emergency exits. Map out multiple routes of evacuation. Make sure you are well stocked on any items you may need. Even if Yellowstone doesn't blow up soon these items will still come in handy in an emergency situation.


Polar Vortex Returns This July

In my area it's going to cool us from highs in the 100s to in the low 70s. I can't wait!

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Testimony From a Client

This is Jolene (fake name for anonymity). Jolene got a reading with me the other day and this is what she has to say about it.

Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2014 at 7:30 PM
From: xxxx
To: DocConjure <MySecretHoodoo@mail.com>
Subject: Review for my readng

I recently had a reading with Dr. Conjure, it was one of the most uplifting events in my life. He was wonderful, patient and very kind, but straight to the point, with no sugar coating anything, and I loved it! He left me feeling that not only can he see directly into my life, but that he also genuinely cared about me and my situation and that i wanted to have my family back together. He gave me more than I expected, I am forever blessed by his help and kindness . Thank you so very much Dr. Conjure.  I can't wait to begin on our spell work.

Now, within two days of my reading one of the things I told her came true and she emailed me to tell her. Then this morning she emailed me to tell me another thing I told her come true. I thought that was really interesting. I knew that I connected to her strongly during the reading. I look forward to working with her on her situation.


When it comes to hot peppers, I'm a wuss. I ate a raw habanero pepper and about died. The last time I went to a Mexican restaurant I piled a bunch of pico de gallo on my fajita and about died as well. I didn't know there was habanero peppers in it. I spent like 30 minutes sipping water. When I was a kid I went into my grandfather's garden, even though he told me to stay out of there, and fondled some peppers and then rubbed my eyes. My eyes were on fire! The only thing I can remember is my grandmother slapping the shit out of me to keep me still so she could pour glasses of water in my eyes. I don't even think my grandfather rose from his chair. I think he just responded, "I told you stay out of my garden".

The following women are awesome and I given them major props. They eat the world's hottest peppers and act the pro!

And here we have some young women who aren't pros at eating hot peppers but they are still champs, no less. Some of them are quite funny!

This woman deserves a round of applause because apparantly she did almost die!

And if I were ever to do the Ghost Pepper challenge, this is what it wold be like for me:

Just so everyone knows, a bell pepper is 0-5 Skoville units, a jalapeno is 8,000 Skoville units. A habanero is about 350,000 Skoville units. Ghost peppers and the other peppers these people are eating are on the range of 1-2+ million Skoville units.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Reminder On Prices

I'm still getting people who think they can get the world handed to them on a silver platter for $300/$350. My fees are clearly listed as one work for that amount. This does not mean that you can write a list of things that you want done and that I'm going to do it for a mere $300. If you hire me for money work for $300, then I will do money work for you. I will not add in work to get you a promotion, boss fix work, or work to get a new car. If you hire me for a work and then you demand I add additional things for free then I will simply ignore your request and only perform the work you actually hired me for. I will not even reply to you explaining that you only hired me for one work. Sorry, that's how it goes. I recently had a would-be client want to hire me for multiple works, three in total, and flipped her lid when I had to inform her that the fee was not $300. I had another would be client last week want over $4,000.00 worth of work and cussed me out when I told her that the total was not $300, as she assumed. I currently have two clients that will hire me for one work and then later decide they want me to add free stuff to it. I simply ignore them and I will ignore anyone who has the nerve to do this. My fees clearly read that this is the starting fee for one work only.

If you want multiple works done at the same time then I give a discount. To get the discount you must purchase multiple works at once, not stagger them out over time. Your savings is roughly $100 for every additional work you add. So if you purchase two normal works at the same time then the total would be $500, saving you a hundred dollars. If you want to purchase 3 works at the same time then the total would be $700, saving you a total of two hundred dollars, and so on.

My prices are reasonable and are similar to, if not less, what most workers charge. So there will be no negotiating of fees. There will be no telling me of what I will accept either.

No payment arrangements are made with first time clients. Payment arrangements are only given to long-term, repeat clients. When a payment arrangement is made I will not start on the work until it is paid off. If the client decides to cancel in the middle of a payment arrangement and before it is paid off then be aware there are no refunds. I will not return the previous payments. I do not give refunds period.

Please respect my required form of payment. Do not argue with me or tell me that I'm going to accept the form of payment you prefer. Do not disregard my instructions and just decide to send the form of payment you prefer. For example, if I tell you no money orders and you decide to send one anyway, then be prepared that your disregard of my instructions may delay things quite a bit. It may be some time before I get around to get that money order cashed or deposited, meaning you won't get your reading or work until I get it cashed. (FYI: I had one woman do this to me circa Dec. 20. She was pissed that I had to tell her that I wasn't going to be able to cash it until after the holidays. So be warned.)

I'm an old school worker. I'm serious in what I do and my testimonials speak to my abilities. I do not cater to the "fast food" mentality of Internet conjure work. This isn't Burger King. You can't have it your way. There are prescribed behaviors. I can guide you to understand the process. However, if you aren't serious about it and if this is just a whim for you then don't bother wasting my time.  The relationship between a client and worker goes both ways. It's not just whether or not you want to hire me. It's also about whether or not I want to take you on as a client. Real workers turn clients down all the time.

Please read my policies and services at the below link (also to the left side of the blog) before emailing me to inquire about my services.


The Type Of Client I Can Not Help

It's amazing how many people contact me, wanting to hire me, without having any clear idea of what they want. They are wishy-washy. They want me to tell them what they want. They want me to decide for them what's best, or worse, they want to leave everything up to "God's will".

Sorry to burst your bubble but God doesn't care. You have free will. If your decision is to leave it up to God's will then go ahead and prepare for the worse because it means you are doing nothing and most likely will not have the events work in your favor. Do you really think that the Lord of the Universe cares about what you eat for lunch, what job you apply for, or who you date? Seriously. Think about it.

If you do not know what you want then you will not see success. Conjure work can't help you. If you are wishy-washy, going back and forth, unable to make up your mind, then go ahead and plan for failure. If you want to leave it up to God's will, then don't contact me. Because you would be wasting my time.

For conjure work to be successful you must know what you want. You must be willing to act in order to get what you want. You must have a strong desire to get what you want. Remember the 4 Laws of the Mage?

-To Know
-To Will
-To Dare
-To Keep Silent


So when you ask me to tell you want you want, outside of a normal consultation, as in "Should I try to fight for this man/woman?", then realize my response will be, "I don't know. Should you?" You tell me! If you ask me what profession you need to get into, my answer will be, "I don't know. Which one are drawn to?" I can not tell you what you need. I can not tell you what you want. If you try to put it all in my hands and leave it up to me then I will simply drop it. It's not my place to tell you what you need to want, what you need to do. Instead, my place is to help you achieve what you want. Tell me what you want and I can help. Tell me your goal and we can work out a course of action. Be wishy-washy and indecisive and I will turn you and your case down.