Thursday, July 24, 2014

Psychic Fair



This past weekend we had a psychic fair at the India Shrine Center in Oklahoma City. They normally host about 4 psychic fairs a year. I went this time after not going for several years. I think the last time I went previous was in the early 2000s. The picture above is of the India Shrine Center building where the psychic fairs are held. I just love the statues of the sphinxes they have outside the parking lot entrances/exits. There's a total of four sphinxes, two on each entrance/exit.

I bought a lot of items. One booth was selling oils for 5 for $10. I bought like 20 of them. I bought this crystal angel and a crystal skull. I bought a book and a smudge stick as well.

Now, when it comes to the readings then you will learn rather ironically that I don't recommend anyone get a reading at a psychic fair. I'm going to be brutally honest. The psychics at psychic fairs suck. They are horrible. I've never got a good reading at a psychic fair, never. Now, as a psychic myself my readers may questions why I get readings from other people. The reason being is that I find it hard to read for myself. It's very hard to be unbiased with regards to one's self. It's hard to separate one's self from one's self. So most psychics do get readings from other people. However, I've never had a good reader, meaning I've never got a reader that was on the level with my abilities. Never. Every reading I've received has been either mediocre or disappointing.

So I decided to try again and took my sister with me. I promised to pay for her to get a reading so she accepted. However, within not even a minute after walking into the place my sister said she was getting bad vibes from the place and said we needed to leave. She said she kept feeling "greed" in the air and feelings that these people only cared about money and were faking it. I just brushed her concerns aside. I went to this one psychic who proceeded to tell me every single stereotypical male thing she could think of. She was majorly wrong about everything. It was back-to-back misses. However, that didn't really bother me. What bothered me is when she had the nerve to offend me to my face. She was taking notes and writing down stuff like, "I'm picking up on that you like football, off-roading/mudding, mathematics, etc., (all wrong)." She would write a list on the paper which read, "football, mudding, mathematics, etc." Then she said that we were all adults here and that she was just going to be brutally honest. She wrote down the word "ass". I was like, "Well, I do need to lose some weight...", but she cut me off and said, "No. You're an ass with how you treat everyone in your life." I was livid. I know I turned bright red. I told her I wanted to end this and I asked for my money back. She gave me my money back but she was totally clueless. She kept saying that she guessed I was uncomfortable. Then she said that she was going to give my sister a free reading anyway. I turned to my sister and said, "You can stay if you want to but I'm leaving." I walked away but a moment later my sister got up and followed me. I was so upset that we left that day. I just can not believe the nerve of this lunatic! What kind of psychic thinks she can just say offensive stuff to people? I mean, seriously. I'm no more an ass than anyone else is an ass, meaning every one's an ass at times. She was wrong about every single thing she said. It was horrible. I don't even remember her name so I can't even find her online and write a bad review. My sister was trying to think of things to give it a positive spin but ultimately concluded that it was hopeless. The lady was just plain wrong on everything she said.

So Sunday we go back and have a far better experience. On both days they did multiple free lectures, some of which we wanted to attend. However, we ultimately didn't attend any of them. We finally find this one psychic that we both wanted to try out. This woman was far nicer and far more professional than the previous lady. However, there was one small problem. This lady didn't have a psychic bone in her body. She spent the entire time talking about new-age bull shit, angels, and "star seed" bull shit. My sister was only able to ask two questions. When my reading came,  I was only able to ask one question at the end and then she rushed the answer, got up and escorted us to another booth where she wanted us to buy stuff from. This time I do know her name and yes, she will be getting a bad review online from me. I'm sorry, but she's in the wrong business. This said, I will give her credit for being entertaining and not saying offensive stuff. It's just she's not a psychic and she truly doesn't give readings but instead charges people to listen to her bull shit new age beliefs.

So moral of the story is, buy products and merchandise at psychic fairs. Do not spend money on readings. The psychics at these fairs are horrible.

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but my clients who get readings from me may not realize how lucky they are. This is especially true for the clients who have never had a reading before contacting me. They don't know how bad most psychics/readers are and thus they may not recognize how good I am. I don't talk on and on about bull shit stuff. I want my clients to ask me questions and I provide answers, often very detailed ones. I'm a talented psychic, meaning that I don't need any tools to read people. I do tarot but I don't need it. I can read the cards but I don't simply tell my clients what the cards mean. If you were sitting in the room with me then I would simply look you in the eyes and read for you. I tap into your energy and I don't need props. When you get a reading from me you get the real thing, a genuine reading with a psychic. There's a huge difference between a genuine reading and this stuff for entertainment.

FYI: When I get a reading I do not tell them I'm a psychic. I want to see if they can pick up on it. I've never had any of them pick up on it. They almost all rely on stereotypical "guy" stuff. Horrible. All are just so very horrible. All the nonsense about women being ultra advanced spiritually over men is a load of crap. I've never to date met a woman who matched my own abilities. I'm not saying they aren't out there, just that in all my years I've never met a woman who was my equal, psychic-wise, let alone greater than me.

Addendum: I forgot to add that according to the second psychic, I'm supposedly a "star seed" that is in the process of "DNA activation", which supposedly means I'm in the process of developing X-men like powers or something. LOL

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

New Procedure On Prayer Requests

As of today I am changing the policies/procedures of prayer requests.

1. All prayer requests must have the phrase "Prayer Request" included in the subject line of the email. Any email not containing this phrase may end up getting deleted.

2. All prayer requests must contain your full name, no screen names, nicknames or fake names, and birth date. Failure to provide you full name and birth date will result in me deleting your email.

3. Your request must be serious. Any inane, silly and stupid requests will be ignored. For example, I'm not going to pray that your hair grows out faster than normal after a bad haircut.

4. I will not reply to any email asking for a prayer request. If you send me an email with "Prayer Request" in the subject line and if your request is genuine and serious then just know that I will include your name on the prayer list.

5. Duplicate requests will be deleted and ignored.

6. Prayer requests will not result in free work. If you want to be included in the monthly drawing for a free work then you must specifically request it.

God Bless,

-Doc

New Change With Regard To Questions

As of today I am now longer answering any emails asking questions on how to do conjure work, how to make spiritual products, tips or anything of the like. If you want my help you will need to either hire me for conjure coaching and/or hire me as your worker. Any further emails asking me questions not related to the hiring process will be deleted. I will not reply back to any email asking me questions of such nature. The only questions I will answer are those questions pertaining to hiring me for readings or hiring me for work. That's it.

God Bless,

-Doc

New Procedure For Free Work Requests

As of today I am implementing a new procedure for requests for free work. From now on anyone who emails me requesting free work and who has a valid emergency situation will be placed into a monthly drawing. Once a month I will draw a name and do one free work. I have numbered some items below that I strongly advise people who email me requesting free work to read.

1. If your request is not an emergency situation I will simply delete your email and be done with it.

2. You must put "Free Work" in the subject line of your email. Failure to do so may cause your email to be deleted.

3. You must include your full name, no screen names, no nicknames and no fake names, as well as your birth date. Failure to provide this information will result in me deleting the email.

4. Include your situation. No more of this vague bull shit that people have been sending as of late. If you do not spell out the situation your email will be deleted. If you can't discuss the problem openly and directly then you don't deserve any free help with it.

5. You only need to email me once. You will be placed into the drawing. If your name is not picked the next time I draw it will still be there for future drawings. Duplicate entries will deleted.

6. I am no longer replying to any email requesting free work. If you send me an email and if your situation is an emergency then know that you have been entered into the drawing.

7. Only one free work per person. If you have already received free work from me in the past do not ask for more free work from me in the future. Even if your case is an emergency I will simply delete your email.

God Bless,

-Doc

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Orange Is The New Black



My new fave show is Orange Is The New Black. I was pressured into watching it but quickly fell in love with it. It's a great series. I ended up binge-watching it over the past few days. This is a Netflix series so they drop an entire series at one instead of airing it an episode each week. Kate Mulgrew (Star Trek Voyager) and Laura Prepon (That 70s Show) are in it as well as a few other identifiable actors. It's a really good show. I call it the female OZ but with humor. Also, there is a character named Mendoza (Selenis Leyva) who was an assistant to a Santera. She does some brujeria on the show which is very interesting. Check it out. Season three won't be released until June/July 2015. Season 1 and 2 can be viewed on Netflix (or other sites online...just Google it.)

Oh, and my favorite character is Crazy Eyes played by Uzo Aduba. She's genius in that role.


Friday, July 18, 2014

Testimony From A Client

This is Vanessa (fake name for anonymity). Vanessa got a reading with me a while back and then emailed me to let me know what I told her came true. This is what she has to say about it.


Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2014 at 2:35 PM
From: xxx
To: DocConjure <MySecretHoodoo@mail.com>
Subject: Re: Note

I had a reading with Doc Conjure in June 2014. He was very prompt with his customer service and extremely accurate with his answers to my questions. I didn't want the answers that he gave me to some of my questions but they CAME TRUE!!  I need to work on some situations plus I'm going to have Doc Conjure do some money drawing work for me. He is very good with his readings!  I am looking forward to the work he is going to do because if he was this accurate with questions from a perfect stranger, I have confidence that he will do his best with the conjure work. There are so many fakes and scammers online that it's good to know that Doc Conjure is honest and a real conjure worker!

I need a cute name Doc! Lol

Sent from my iPhone

67 Degrees!

This Summer Polar Vortex thing is awesome! We were in the 100s and it cooled us off Wednesday to 72 degrees. Yesterday it was only 67! And in some places in my state it was in the 50s! Last night I went out for Mexican with my family. On the drive there I of course didn't need the AC.  I rolled down the window and had my arm on it. I got so freaking cold! I love it! They said on the news that this was the normal average temperature for the middle of November! We got like one more day of it. Today it's supposed to be in the upper 70s and then tomorrow the heat returns. It was great while it lasted and it was rather extraordinary as we are  heading into the dog days of Summer, what is supposed to be the hottest time of the year.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Onion To Prevent Illness

This comes from a friend of mine who casually mentioned it. As soon as I recognized it was a remedy/trick I perked up and began asking as many questions as possible. The guy did not know what hoodoo/roots/conjure is and didn't even consider it to be anything magical. In fact, he believed it was scientific, as in it was proven to work.  The guy was very sickly as an infant. He was always catching something. His mother would cut an onion in half and place it under his crib. She would replace it once a week or so. I asked him to go ask her why she did this and how it worked. He got back to me saying that she told him that the chemicals in the onion kill bacteria and viruses. Again, neither of them believed this practice had anything to do with magic and they both swore that it worked.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

I Won't Jump Through Hoops To Impress You

I don't do freebies and I won't jump through hoops to impress you or prove my abilities to you. Either hire me or not. I really don't care. Honestly, I would rather not take on the case of someone who demands that I jump through hoops for them because asking such is a huge indicator that such a person is a problem person and would only cause more crap and headaches further down the line. It's far easier to just ignore the request of such person or tell them to go screw them self.