Thursday, June 26, 2014

LOL... We Did It! We Surpassed California. Oklahoma Is Now The Earthquake Capital.

We had 5 earthquakes last night. So far this year, we have had double the earthquakes of California. Oklahoma is now the earthquake capital of the contenantal U.S.

From last week:

Mark my words. I don't know when, but eventually we are going to have a really big one with loss of life. We Oklahomans aren't used to earthquakes. Our homes and buildings aren't designed with them in mind. We are too focused on tornadoes. So this is going to freak people out big time.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

The Satanic Monument In OKC

So you may have heard that members of The Satanic Temple have raised funds and are in the process of having a statue of Baphomet constructed which will be installed at the grounds of the Oklahoma capital in Oklahoma City. This whole thing started as a protest against the Ten Commandments being allowed to be installed at the site. The Satanic Temple feels that if one religion is allowed, then all religions should be allowed, including Satanism. I agree. Of course the only problem is that I don't want any religious statues or monuments there. I actually thought that the goal was simply to get the 10 Commandments monument removed. No, they are actually going through with it. The statue will show an enthroned Baphomet, with a pentagram behind him, and with a happy child on each side of him. The sculpture will be cast in bronze and duplicates will be made in anticipation of the initial destruction of the statue once it's installed. The statue should be finished in October.




If this statue does get installed we are going to draw crowds from all over the world. Can you imagine the city hiring security guards just to protect a statue of Baphomet from vandals?

http://www.vice.com/read/heres-the-first-look-at-the-new-satanic-monument-being-built-for-oklahomas-statehouse

http://thesatanictemple.com/

Found Another Buddhist Temple......

I just got back from going across town to purchase some large Mexican clay pots for planting when I passed a Buddhist temple I had not seen before. It's called the Quan Am Temple. It had a beautiful statue of Quan Yin, the goddess of mercy turned female bodhisattva. The funny thing is that there was a Christian church located literally right next door. I chuckled and thought to myself what an uneasy situation! I still haven't had time to visit the Buddhist center that opened near my house. I'll have to make some time to pay a visit and check it out.

We have so many Buddhist temples in my state that I can't keep track. There is a large one in Tulsa that allegedly has the largest statue of Quan Yin in the U.S. Here's a video of it below:


We also have at least two Hindu temples, one in Oklahoma City and one in Tulsa. I also plan to visit them someday.


Friday, June 20, 2014

Testimony From A Client

This is Jill (fake name for anonymity). Jill got a reading with me the other day and this is what she has to say about it.


Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2014 at 2:53 PM
From: xxx
To: DocConjure <MySecretHoodoo@mail.com>
Subject: Re: Im going to give this a try!

Doc was very helpful and open - he was able to answer all my questions and it is obvious he is very accurate as the things he was telling me were right in line with what is going on in my life and he gave me hope for things in my future :)  I recommend him and I will probably be using him at some point again soon.

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Oklahoma Is The New California....Earthquake-Wise

I don't know what's going on here in Oklahoma. This stuff is crazy. We already have to deal with tornadoes and now earthquakes. It seems another earthquake hits the news every other day. They are blaming it on fracking, a process where they drill and then push water deep down into the earth that is under incredible pressure, so strong that it actually fractures rock. They then suck up the water and remove the oil and gas that is released from the rock.









This is going to continue until we get a really big one with loss of life and extensive property damage and then there's going to be hell to pay for these fracking companies.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Under Attack From Trolls

Wow. This past week it seems as if every single troll has decided to attack. Got comments for my blog but the main culprits were the ones emailing me, pretending to be would-be clients. I don't know if it's really multiple people or one person posing as multiple people but this shit has got to stop. I seriously don't have time for games.

1. My free work I do for people is for emergency situations only and only when I am able to take the case on. If I refuse the case because it's not an emergency or because I simply am too busy to take on the case then this does not give some one the right to harass me. Constantly bombarding me with emails seemingly written from a violent mentally ill person will not make me change my mind. Threatening my life or my reputation will not make me change my mind. I do not owe you anything.

2. You are not entitled to free work. It's a gift. I do not have to help you. I don't know why certain people think that I have to do this. I do not take orders from people. You would be surprised how many times people try to boss me around.

3. My prices are not too high. Most of my prices are at the average or lower than other workers. I'm not in this to get rich. So to complain about my prices when I'm usually lower than other workers is ridiculous. You do not tell me what you will pay me! I'm so sick of people disregarding and disrespecting me by trying to boss me around and then have the nerve to tell me what they will pay me, as if I have no choice!

4. I am not required to teach you jack shit. Just because you claim you can't afford work does not mean I have to teach you to do something on your own. At no time have I ever stated that I will teach people how to do conjure work for free.

5. If you want to become a long-time reader and follower of my blog, welcome. I enjoy your company and am happy to have you. However, being a long-term reader does not give you the right to ask for things that I do not give away freely. I don't mean to be rude to such people, but if you are a long term reader of my blog I'm not going to show you any other favor that I show everyone else. I'm not going to teach you things for free. I'm not going to do non-emergency work for you for free. I'm not going to be available at your beck and call to answer any and all of your questions as you seem fit to ask. I will be polite to a point, perhaps answer a couple of questions and then if you cross the line I will simply ignore you and not reply to the email.

6. I don't do free readings, period. Never have I offered here at any time that I would give free readings to people who emailed me requesting it. If you want a reading you must pay for it. I've been accused of being rude in the past because I only reply to a book length email asking for a reading with only the phrase, "Sorry, but I don't give free readings. If you want a reading you will need to purchase one". Also, with my paying clients, just because you hired me one or multiple times, doesn't mean you get free readings either. I get a lot of this. So-and-so hired me one time and now think that they should get a free reading whenever they want. Nope! I don't even give free readings to friends. So trying to be buddy-buddy will also not get you these freebies.

7. You telling me every single sad or tragic event of you life will not get me to change my mind nor bend my rules. I don't care if your homeless, lost a leg and was a victim of rape/molestation IF what you are asking for is free non-emergency work. Sorry, but you can't sway with me tears and sob stories. Everyone has had bad experiences in life. We all have to play the hand we are dealt.

8. I will not call you for free! Repeat, I will not call you free!  One more time, I will not call you for free! Sorry, my time is valuable to me. I'm not going to waste it on someone who may or may not (usually not!) compensate me by purchasing work from me. Most people who want me to call them have ZERO intentions of actually hiring anybody. They usually can not afford anything and are just wanting someone to vent their problems to. Sorry. Talk to your mate, a friend, a family member, a dog, houseplant or the wall, for all I care, but you are not going to waste my time without compensating me. If you want to speak to me on the phone then you must pay, either $50 for 30 minutes or $100 for one hour.

So, if I turn your case down because you want free work and it's not an emergency, or because you are bossing me around and/or telling me how much you are going to pay, trying to sway me with you sob story and trying to sucker me into a free reading, you do not have the right to harass me and send me multiple emails a day. You definitely do not have the right to threaten my personal safety and reputation. I'm a big boy and can handle my own and you don't want to mess with me, trust me! Don't be stupid enough to have to find out the hard way. All these such emails need to stop and now.

Monday, June 16, 2014

Will Tupac Return Today?

Today is the big day, the day that Tupac is supposed to return. Those who believe that Tupac faked his death believe that he will return this year. Many feel that today, June 16, 2014, is the day he is to return because today is his birthday. So far Tupac has yet to make an appearance.




The parallels between Tupac's alleged return and the passion of Christ are disturbingly similar. I mean, even the ascension into heaven is there, Jesus rose into heaven and Tupac was carried by a helicopter. For those unfamiliar with the theory that Tupac is alive and will return, read my blog page on it below.

http://mysecrethoodoo.blogspot.com/2014/01/the-second-coming-of-2pac-2014.html

R.I.P. Tupac. I would love for you to be alive and come back and set the music back again.

(Note: Some people feel he is coming back on July 7, 2014, as it breaks down to 7-7-7 and Tupac was obsessed with numerology. However, I think it's pretty clear he's dead. I would love for him to be alive though.)

Friday, June 13, 2014

Reminder - Today Is Friday The 13th And There's A Full Moon!

Get ready! Today is not only Friday the 13, it's also a full moon! This is the honey moon and this rare occurrence of a full moon on Friday the 13th will not repeat again until the year 2098! So grab your four leaf clover and rabbit's foot and get out there and have some fun today/tonight!



Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Charms, Spells & Formulas by Ray T. Malbrough

So I recently re-read Ray T. Malbrough's book, Charms, Spells & Formulas. I had previously read it circa 1994, after checking it out at my local library. In the subsequent years I've pretty much forgotten the material it contained. So I was in for a shock when I re-read it. The book itself was first released in 1986. I have to say that poor Ray T. Malbrough is the victim of Internet workers stealing his material and presenting it as if they are the originator of the information, in an attempt to boost their own claims to legitimacy and to draw in business. I think that's a shame. Let me just go over the relevant information. Those in the know will automatically realize who the guilty people are who have stolen his material.

1. Lamps - Malbrough was talking about using magical lamps back in 1986. He even gives recipes for various magical lamps. I'm in no way saying that Malbrough invented the use of lamps in hoodoo. Instead, I'm just trying to let people know that he was talking about lamps far before most of the current Internet crowd began doing so.

2. Using Crawdad Dirt To Make Dollies - Yep! You guessed it. This information comes directly from this book and not from any Internet worker, despite how authentic they may claim to be.

3. The Beef Tongue Spell - Yep! Malbrough was talking about this back in 1986.

4. Sweetening Jars/Popsicle Stick Sweetening - Yep! Malbrough was talking about this in 1986. About 4 of 5 years ago a really big name in the Internet hoodoo crowd "shared a spell" that this person claimed they were taught back in the day. Interestingly, almost the exact same version of this spell can be found in this book.

5. Lemongrass for making Van-Van oil - Found in this book.

Now, I'm not going to sing the praise of Malbrough, as he wrote one book which is so horrible that I won't even mention it here. However, credit should be given to him for writing this book and the people who took this information and then tried to use it to prop up their own lies about authenticity should be called out on it. Now, where Malbrough really should be brought to task for is his removing of the Bible from the practice. You will find prayers in this book but he has removed scripture to make it appealing to Wiccans, which is a huge no-no. Hoodoo/roots/conjure doesn't belong to Wiccans and thus no changes should be made to it to accommodate Wiccans.

If you haven't read the book, pick up a copy. You probably won't be disappointed. Malbrough definitely had insider knowledge and remember, he was talking about this stuff long before others would try to steal it and claim it as their own material.

http://www.amazon.com/Charms-Spells-Formulas-Llewellyns-Practical/dp/0875425011

On a scale from 1 to 10, with 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest, I give this book an 8. I took off a couple of points because the author dared try to change hoodoo to please Wiccans.

FREE TO VAPE - THIS IS HOW WE PROTECT VAPING


All my readers, please visit the following site and show your support for the vaping community.

http://freetovape.org/index.html

Monday, June 9, 2014

Testimony From A Client

This is Jana (fake name for anonymity). Jana hired me for some work to bring infidelity to light with regard to her ex's spouse. This is what she has to say about it.


Sent: Sunday, May 25, 2014 at 9:37 AM
From: xxx
To: mysecrethoodoo@mail.com
Subject: results

Hey Doc

I had you to do some exposing work on someone for late march as well as
making my ex believe it this time. I just got news that my ex found out
his wife was cheating and he believes it!!! I'm so excited.. Now
their marriage is on the rocks n he wants to talk to me now.. I'm just
speechless. Oh yea. I heard HIS mom was the one spilled the beans about
her cheating but remember a while back we did work for HER mom to
spill the beans!! IM JUST BLOWN AWAY BY THE MANIFESTATION!!! Never know
what way the magic will play out. Thank you thank you thank you!!

4 Corners Dirt

Many people may not be aware of this but dirt from the four corners of your property can be collected and stored. This "4 corners dirt" can be all mixed together in the same container. It is very powerful to use in protection, peace, love, and prosperity works. This way, when you add this dirt to your work you are encompassing you entire property and home into the work. An example of use would would be to load it into a standing candle or else sprinkle a very tiny portion into a 7 day candle (if you use too much it will clog the wick and ruin the candle). 4 corners dirt can also be used in jar work and even mojo bags.

URGENT!!! Proposed FDA Regulations Would Effectively Ban Most Electronic Cigarettes And E-Liquid

(Content From Flier Received From My Local Vape Shop)

***Please join the fight to maintain access to the devices that have saved your life or the life of someone you love!***

If these regulations are finalized, an extremely lengthy and expensive application process will be required for any e-cigarette product to stay on the market. This includes hardware and e-liquid. The Vapor Hut would have to file over a thousand applications to continue to offer our current product line.

Using the most conservative estimates, it would cost The Vapor Hut over $345 million dollars to submit applications for our current products, with no guaranty of approval.

If we allow this to happen, the only e-cigarettes available will be the "cigalikes" (the small cigarette shaped devices), most likely from tobacco company owned brands, and companies like the Vapor Hut will gout of business!

We can win this fight, but only if we all work together to make our voices  heard!!! We cannot let the FDA give the entire e-cig market to tobacco  companies.

What yo can do:
-Join the Consumer Advocates for Smoke Free Alternatives Association (CASAA)
-Submit a comment to the FDA following CASAA's 'Call to Action'
-Contact your congressperson and tell them not to let the FDA ban the devices that saved your lie
-Ask your friends, family and doctor to get involved

For more information go to thevaporhut.com and casaa.org.

The FDA Needs To Hear From You!

(Contents Of Flier Received From My Local Vape Shop)

Proposed E-cigarette Regulations Would Severely Restrict Access to These Products, Limiting Options for Those Wishing to Stop Smoking, and Have Unknown Impact on Public Health.

The FDA is seeking comment from the medical community concerning the following questions:

In  your experience:
Are electronic cigarettes useful o help patients quit smoking?
Does a switch from smoking to electronic cigarettes result in health gains?
Does use of electronic cigarette result in adverse health effects?

To sumbig your comment go to regulations.gov and enter docket number FDA-2014-N-0189 before July 9, 2014.

More....Salem

Because I like the show so much!


Friday, June 6, 2014

Salem



If you haven't seen the new Salem t.v. series then you don't know what you are missing! The series is set presumably right before the infamous Salem Witch Trials. The show revolves around the fact that witches exist, they are the evil whores of Satan, and that they are up to no good. However, not everyone accused of being a witch is guilty!  The theme song is Cupid Caries A Gun by Marilyn Manson.

Seriously, this show puts American Horror Story: Coven to shame. I mean, this show has the nerve to actually show witches performing witchcraft! The audacity!






Salem is a little over half way through it's first season. It airs on Sunday nights at 9:00 PM CST on WGN America.


Magnolia

The Magnolias are in full bloom. Saw so many trees today just covered in blooms. For those who don't know what I'm referencing, it's Magnolia grandiflora, a.k.a. Southern Magnolia. It's an evergreen tree that grows here in the South. Each year in the Summer it produces these humongous white flowers that have an intoxicating scent. They are very beautiful and they are also my grandmother's favorite flower. Anyway, a bit of trivia is that Magnolias evolved far before bees did. Because of this, their flowers are designed for beetles to pollinate. Isn't that interesting?

Magnolias are use in conjure work to promote a happy, faithful marriage. The leaves are placed under the mattress. The flowers can be picked and set in water overnight. Just make sure that you shake off any beetles that may be in the flower before placing it in water. The water is then sprinkled around the house at dawn to promote a happy marriage.


Sun Tea

So I talked to a friend this morning who asked me what I was doing. I told him I was making sun tea and he looked at me like I just stepped off a space ship or something. I started laughing and was like, "You never heard of sun tea?" I was kind of shocked. I guess it's more of a Southern thing, well drinking iced tea is itself a Southern thing but so is making sun tea. Okay, for all those out there who never had sun tea, let me give you the simple recipe.

Items Needed:

-1 Large Clear Glass Pitcher With Lid (Use those big pickle jars if you got one or you can purchase the jugs/pitchers with a spout or nozzle that you flip up to pour.)
-Water
-Tea Bags

Directions:

Wash your container good and then dry. Add your water and about 4 or 5 tea bags. Place the lid on and set the pitcher outside in the sun for a couple of hours. After a couple of hours bring the pitcher in and add sugar or sweetener, if you prefer. Pour into glasses and drink. Voila! You just made sun tea!

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Product Review - 7 Sisters Of New Orleans Sachet Powder - War


Brand: 7 Sisters of New Orleans
Type: Sachet Powder
Name: War
Package: 1 oz Glass Bottle
Color: Peach
Label: Soldiers ducking as shells explode over their heads.

It smells too nice for a crossing product. I would definitely recommend adding things to the bottle and then stirring it with a toothpick.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this product a 5.  

Product Review - 7 Sisters Of New Orleans Sachet Powder - Hot Foot


Brand: 7 Sisters of New Orleans
Type: Sachet Powder
Name: Hot Foot
Package: 1 oz Glass Bottle
Color: Light Blue
Label: A foot stepping on a fire.

Scent is too nice for a banishing product. It's also blue which I find weird. I would think a reddish or orange shade would be more appropriate. I would definitely recommend adding items to the bottle and stirring it with a toothpick. 

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this product a 5.  

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Product Review - 7 Sisters Of New Orleans Sachet Powder - Drawing


Brand: 7 Sisters of New Orleans
Type: Sachet Powder
Name: Drawing
Package: 1 oz Glass Bottle
Color: Light Pink
Label: A horseshoe magnet attracting coins. 

Nice scent. I much prefer sachet powder to come in glass bottles over the plastic bags or envelopes. I would add items to the bottles and stir it with a toothpick. 

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this product a 9.  

Product Review - 7 Sisters Of New Orleans Sachet Powder - Commanding


Brand: 7 Sisters of New Orleans
Type: Sachet Powder
Name: Commanding
Package: 1 oz Glass Bottle
Color: Lavender 
Label: A hand pointing at a sailor saluting.

Nice scent. I much prefer sachet powder to come in glass bottles over the plastic bags or envelopes. I would add items to the bottles and stir it with a toothpick. The color of the product at the site is far darker than it actually appears. 

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this product a 9.  

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Product Review - 7 Sisters of New Orleans Sachet Powder - Lovers Attraction


Brand: 7 Sisters of New Orleans
Type: Sachet Powder
Name: Lovers Attraction
Package: 1 oz Glass Bottle
Color: Light Pink
Label: A couple kissing.

Nice scent. I much prefer sachet powder to come in glass bottles over the plastic bags or envelopes. I would add items to the bottles and stir it with a toothpick. 

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this product a 9.  

Product Review - 7 Sisters of New Orleans Sachet Powder - Uncrossing


Brand: 7 Sisters of New Orleans
Type: Sachet Powder
Name: Uncrossing
Package: 1 oz Glass Bottle
Color: Light Purple
Label: A broken "x" with the word "uncrossing."

Nice scent. I much prefer sachet powder to come in glass bottles over the plastic bags or envelopes. I would add items to the bottles and stir it with a toothpick. 

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this product a 9.  

Product Review - 7 Sisters of New Orleans Sachet Powder - Confusion


Brand: 7 Sisters of New Orleans
Type: Sachet Powder
Name: Confusion
Package: 1 oz Glass Bottle
Color: Light Blue
Label: A woman rubbing her head and acting confused.

Nice scent. I much prefer sachet powder to come in glass bottles over the plastic bags or envelopes. I would add items to the bottles and stir it with a toothpick. 

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this product a 9.  

Monday, June 2, 2014

Product Review - Ppure Incense Stick - Fast Luck


Brand: Ppure 
Type: Incense Sticks
Name: Fast Luck
Package: Box
Color: Black
Label: A label taken from Lucky Mojo brand, which itself was taken from older labels. The label shows a woman catching falling money and hearts in her dress.

I picked a couple of these boxes up at a convenience store a few weeks back. I was sort of shocked they bore the same label as Lucky Mojo. Then again, the Lucky Mojo labels were taken from older labels as well. They store also carried "Cast Off Evil" but they had sold out. The incense smells nice and is not too strongly scented. The incense comes in bags that have nagchampa (one word) written on them, with the bag rolled up in Hindi newspaper. I thought they were interesting.