I was sent this link by a reader/client who thought it was hilarious. I do too.
These wannabe-witches always take issue with my blog. They attack me on my blog. They write their own blogs attacking me. They make up lies and false claims to spread about me online. An the end of the day they are horribly ignorant.
Hey self-styled modern "witches", when I write the words "witch" then unless I say otherwise I am referring to the old-school definition of witch that every single person in this country understood before the coming of Wicca. An old-school witch is an evil doer, a worker of harmful or destructive magic against innocent people, often for the obtainment of a goal or desire. Traditionally, they were believed to have sold their soul to Satan in exchange for powers. I am not speaking of Wiccans, Neo-Pagans and "Traditional Witches" because all of these are made up. Wicca, Neo-Paganism and "Traditional Witchcraft" were all invented around the mid 20th century. They are not old. They have no connection to any pagan religion. They are not a survival of paganism. They are not "crafts" but are instead religions. They have no craft of their own and so they are drawn to folk magic traditions such as hoodoo, brujeria, powwow, Appalachian granny magic, Ozark folk magic, and the like, so they can steal it and use it to prop up their mythology.
You modern witches can do whatever the hell you want to do. I'm not talking about you unless I specifically say I am. I'm talking about old-school witches who will gladly curse or hex someone just to get ahead or because they are jealous of someone. I'm talking about evil doers not modern hippy goddess worshipers.
Witchcraft is not a religion. It's just not. The term "craft" gives it away. A craft is an art, skill, or trade, a strong reference to the fact that they take on paying clients and perform spells in exchange for money and or goods/services. Most modern witches are against such things which is hilarious because actual history shows this to be the main face of witchcraft.
I am a conjure worker. We don't call ourselves witches because we are Christian and for us witches are evil-doers. However, others have accused us of being witches. Historically, many of the people condemned and executed for being "witches" were my kind of people, practitioners of folk magic. Your kind didn't even exist back then yet you try to claim them as your ancestors anyway.
The one thing that you need to realize in a hurry is that you are the imposters. We, the practitioners of folk magic traditions, are the true "witches", even though most of us don't call ourselves witches. We are the ones with the craft. We are the ones who were priorly condemned, not your kind.